I Ain't No Cheap Cookie!

Today a friend of mine told me I was a cheap cookie. First of all, I can say with absolute surety, that I have never ever been called a cheap cookie so she gets a few points for originality.

The context of the conversation that caused such an expletive from her centers around my complaints on reading the bible. Honestly, my one year bible is a struggle and I’m just on day 6. I have read all the way to Isaiah before then I just couldn’t read anymore. Now I’m starting from the beginning and I am dreading trekking through Numbers and Deuteronomy and Chronicles and Psalms.

She said that the devil is buying and selling me because I am a cheap cookie. I don’t even have the mind frame to fight for my life in Christ.

Now really, she went to far on that one. Ain’t nobody buying and selling nobody up in here although I see what she’s saying. So in order to make things right, I will try to no longer complain about my bible study but will rejoice in it, or at least hush my mouth and get through it.

As a result, this is my offering to you. Please, please don’t be a cheap cookie. No matter what.